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“There have been, like, three auditions in my life where I feel like I’m in a Saturday Night Live skit. One was for Avatar, which was probably the worst audition I ever gave. Another was for 10,000 BC, where I was just, like, on my haunches pretending to be in a loincloth in Burbank. Then the other one was Star Trek. It was all this jargon talk of torpedoes and photons.
Dwight: Well, well, well. Look what the cat dragged in from Stamford.
Jim: Hey Dwight.
Dwight: FACT. I am older, I am wiser, do not mess with me.
Jim: Okay, sounds good.